WOKEISM vs. INTEGRITY

Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Chastain Promote Clip Of Antisemite Louis Farrakhan’ – Breitbart News June 17,2020

The celebs are at it again. Celebrity and other media whores struggle to stay relevant during these ‘difficult times’. Farrakhan, with ties to Scientology, is an unabashed Fascist, Racist and Antisemite who has been able to convince a lot of people otherwise. Hate has made him rich. He is experiencing a resurgence in popularity, like faded orchestra leaders and turkey necked rock has beens, due to tweets and retweets of his greatest hits from WOKE celebrity whores. Race riots and war help as well. I used to like Jessica Chastain. She had me at ‘Take Shelter’. I thought she had integrity enough to avoid all of the trappings of success. She has proven otherwise. WOKEISM is now a profit and publicity generator. Jennifer Aniston has long been a grocery checkout tabloid cover babe but her agents and handlers are struggling to keep her sagging brand and appearance fresh and relevant. Rumor has it that she will be starting up a brand of neckerchiefs and shawls with Jane Fonda. The brand names ‘Cover Me’ or ‘WOKE ME’ are undergoing market testing. Go capitalists! Time is never kind. No one is immune.

This week, Quaker Oats announced that they would be dropping the Aunt Jemima image and name, after recognizing that they are ‘based on a racial stereotype’. In recent weeks, fueled by the George Floyd incident, and calls for racial equity, defunding of police, riots, arson, looting, rape, vandalism and anarchy, attention has shifted to the brand. Attention has also shifted to the WOKE Justin Trudeau blackface minstrel show incident. This is another story.

Further to the Aunt Jemima scandal, the ever logical WOKEISTS are also calling for, nay demanding, that pancakes be deplatformed and unpanned. Food products can now be guilty by association of blatant and systemic racism. The very words ‘syrup’ and ‘pancake’ are to be expunged from the English language and all reference literature and materials. There is loose talk that the English language is to be replaced because of it’s association to white privilege. It is a dead and dying language anyway. ‘Babel’ is being floated as a suitable replacement. Any other food products related to the pancake will now have to be reworded as ‘liquid non white sugar’ – syrup and ‘fried flatcakes’ – pancakes respectively. So far, no one has come forward as being offended by this change although the word ‘white’, if not all whites themselves, are on the chopping block…or in the frying pan as it were. White flour is racist. All books containing the words syrup and pancake are to be collected and burned. Anyone caught by the WOKE THOUGHT and WORD Police using the words will be deplatformed, defunded, beaten and most likely killed.

TikTok WOKE non-celebrity singer, Kirby says “Black lives matter people”, as she dumps the contents of a box of Aunt Jemima pancake mix down the sink, “Even for breakfast”. A GoFundMe has been launched to help pay for the non-white plumber to come and unclog the drain.

Uncle Ben and Mrs. Butterworth have also been lynched and cancelled by the WOKEISTS. All food products are up for review. The word ‘chicken’ is being considered for the Language Police hit list. Apparently it has negative connotations for certain predatory lifestyles. The people of Hispanic heritage are worried that they will have to rethink their diets. Chicken and rice may no longer be on the menu. Stay tuned.

In the meantime, consider eating crepes dyed mauve with clear jam.

Are you awake or are you WOKE?

Do you have integrity or do you espouse dishonesty, chicanery, crookery deceptiveness, lowness, villainy, corruption, duplicity, treachery and malfeasance.

Bon Appetit!