Stop, Drop, and Roll
Mutterings And Murmurs . Social StudiesFrom the title itself, this fire containment technique is performed in three easy steps.
1) Stop – First, the victim needs to stop. Staying still and avoiding any movements can help avoid flames from further scattering on the affected part of the body. It could also help any nearby standers put the fire out more easily. Personally, if I was on fire, I would want to run away from myself, to stop the alarm and the pain. Empathy is in short supply. People will be in a hurry to get to their next mandatory booster shot or to fight over that last pair of fur lined Spider Man mukluks. Look up Chromosome 3.
2) Drop – If in case there are no bystanders around, the victim must drop to the ground except where the ground has been saturated with the accelerant that was used to light you are on fire. The best position is to lie down the ground, covering the face and upper bodies to avoid possible facial burns or injuries. Try to stay very still. Help is coming. Yell for help. If anything, it will give you some comfort in doing something, anything, to help yourself before others come to your aid. Refer to your research on Chromosome 3.
3) Roll – the final procedure is to roll on the ground surface in order to extinguish the fire except, again, if the ground surface has been contaminated by flammables. The rationale for doing this is for the fire to become deprived of oxygen, making it easier to put out. If in case the victim is nearby a cloth, rug or other things that could be used to cover the fire-affected part of the body, they can cover themselves with it while rolling for faster results. Of course rolling around could also fan the flames. Ignore that. It would be good too if everyone carried around a wet rug or carpet with them in case they spontaneously combust or are set alight by mobs who don’t like your health status.
The effectiveness of the Stop, Drop and Roll procedure could be further enhanced if it is combined with other firefighting techniques, such as using a fire extinguisher, placing a damp cloth on the site of the fire, or spritzing it with your pocket aerosol facial moisturizer atomizer gadget or patting the fire with non-flammable materials.
Pat pat.
Remember that burnt clothes can still cause injuries to the skin, so it is recommended to remove burnt clothes before they do additional damage to the body.
Use tongs and tweezers.
Synthetic fabrics burn fiercely. They are made of petroleum products.
If in case the burn has injured the skin or any other part of the body, it is necessary to call for emergency assistance as soon as possible. Call 919 or 911 or 999 or 666 or 811. Something like that.
Sounds good doesn’t it? To have a tried and true method to respond to an emergency is our salvation. I had on occasion, very briefly set bits of clothing, rickety forts built in the bush or dry grass pastures on fire while playing with tried and true methods of lighting fires. I did not not call for help. I was hoping for the fire to burn the evidence of my sins. Magnifying glasses can make fire on sunny days. Gasoline, ethyl alcohol, starter fluid (preferably the aerosol kind) and matches or a lighter are essential. It’s even more fun when you’ve pilfered a few shotgun shells from the barn.
What not to do in the event of fire.
Burning Man is an event focused on community, art, self expression, and self reliance held annually in the arid zones of the western United States. At least that’s how it’s billed. In reality, it is a modern age, new age, drug fuelled, polluting debauch – a desertified, dirty sex, desiccated re-creation of Woodstock’s summer of love created to convince gullible and date raped girls that it’s all about freedom and love. The groovy, drug induced protest songs have been replaced by Satanic,thumping rave romps. It is the summer of love without the water.
“What’s so funny bout peace love, and understanding?” – Elvis Costello and the Attractions
Mad Max and Tank Girl did it better.
Self serve children and daycare is available at Burning Man.
It’s a spectacle. A great diversion. A celebration…of something. What carbon footprint?
Play the film loop here. For those that won’t be able to see the live performance, wouldn’t it be great to see an endless loop of Globalists and Schwabists running and rolling around in a pen trying to put out the fires that they made, the fires that were lit by their victims. Let them squeal.
Big laughs.
“No news picture in history,” John F. Kennedy once said, “has generated so much emotion around the world as this one.”
His act of protest was on the front page of papers in almost every country. For the first time, the word “Vietnam” was on everyone’s lips when, before that day, most Americans had never even heard of the small southeast Asian nation hidden away on the other side of the world.
Was this a cleansing? Why torch yourself? The monsters that drove you to do it do not care for your barbecue antics. Burn the monsters, not yourselves.
Reduce them to crispy critters.
Bury the ashes deep and away from the water table or plant life.
December 10,2021
A woman in Cherry Street, Werribee – a suburb in Victoria Australia – has set herself on fire due to the draconian mandates that is forcing Victorians to get a Covid jab or be locked out of Dictator Dan Andrews’ “vaccinated economy.”
The unknown woman parked her car and blocked off a road in Cherry street and had four cans of petrol which she poured on herself
The woman placed a sign on her car saying “NO ONE CARES, MANDATES ARE KILLING US”. Police attended to find she had 4 cans of petrol in the car. Officers tried to talk with her but she ultimately ended up setting herself on fire after telling police she had nothing left.
It’s unclear what condition the woman is in at this stage as this is a developing story and the media seem to be completely ignoring this. So if you can please share this around as much as possible. An act of faith, desperation, and protest. A cleansing? Why torch yourself? The monsters that drove you to do it do not care for your barbecue antics. Burn the monsters, not yourselves.
Many countries in Africa have found an exciting use for used tires.
Go green!
And then black.
Isn’t Communist influence great?
Go red!
For peak protection from the ravages of sudden immolation, bathe in Pyrotech, Firefree 88, or any Synalloy products which are known carcinogens and fire retardants before you mask up and go out in the world.
Do not use hand sanitizers.
They are highly flammable with the added bonus of being highly carcinogenic.
Be safe!
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