SAFE

“SAFEISM IS THE NEW IDEOLOGY – THE STATE WILL MAKE YOU BE SAFE EVEN IF IT KILLS YOU” – HOWARD

IF I HEAR SOMEONE SAY TO ME ONE MORE TIME, JUST ONCE MORE, “BE SAFE” OR ANY VARIATION THEREOF, I SWEAR THAT I WILL PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE, THROAT, OR KIDNEYS, MASKED OR NOT. I ACTUALLY HAD SOMEONE FROM AN INSURANCE COMPANY TELL ME OVER THE PHONE, “BE SAFE ALWAYS, K?”. IF I COULD HAVE REACHED OVER THE WAVES TO BELIZE OR NICARAGUA TO THIS UNDERPAID, UNDERFED, SHOELESS INDIVIDUAL, I MAY HAVE ONLY JUST TRIED TO TALK OFF SCRIPT TO THEM. TELL THEM THAT NOBODY CAN BE SAFE THESE DAYS AND THAT TO BE TOLD TO “BE SAFE” IS AS BANAL AS SAYING “HAVE A NICE DAY” AND THAT IF THEIR GOVERNMENT AND WHOEVER RUNS IT REALLY CARED ABOUT THEIR HEALTH AND SAFETY, THEY WOULD ENSURE THAT EVERYONE RECEIVED A DECENT WAGE AND HEALTHCARE. ANYONE THAT IS AWARE OF WHAT IS GOING ON CANNOT BEAR TO HEAR THE WORDS. THE NEW TRADITION RINGS LIKE A GREETING PREVIOUSLY USED IN ANOTHER TIME. IT WAS REQUIRED TO BE AN AUTOMATIC AFFIRMATION OF ONES LOYALTY TO THOSE IN POWER, VERY MUCH LIKE DOGS SNIFFING EACH OTHERS GENITALS AND WASTE HOLES.

WANNA HEAR IT?

‘HEIL HITLER!’

FOR MORE EFFECT, RAISE YOUR RIGHT ARM TO NECK HEIGHT AND THEN STRAIGHTEN THE HAND SO THAT IT IS PARALLEL TO THE ARM.

WEAR A MASK.

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