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Written by awneitsch on October 4, 2021

POLITICAL SCIENTIST – RYAN ADAMS

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NO GUARANTEES

NONE OF US ASKED TO BE BORN. WHEN WE WERE OLD OR SENTIENT ENOUGH TO BE AFRAID, GOOD AND LOVING PARENTS SAID THINGS LIKE :

‘THERE, THERE, EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE ALRIGHT.’

‘SEE? NOTHING UNDER THE BED.’

‘THERE’S NOBODY IN THE CLOSET.’

‘HE’S A FRIENDLY DOG.’

‘NICE KITTY.’

WE WERE SMALL. THE WORLD WAS A BIG AND SCARY PLACE FULL OF UNFAMILIAR SIGHTS AND SOUNDS. THERE WERE EYEOPENING WONDERS AND DELIGHTFUL THINGS THAT MADE US GRIN OR GIGGLE. AS WE GOT BIGGER, OUR BRAINS STARTED TO NOTICE THINGS, THE SUBTLETIES OF LIFE THAT MADE US ASK QUESTIONS. SOMETIMES THE ANSWERS FRIGHTENED US SO WE HAD TO ASK MORE QUESTIONS THAT HOPEFULLY HAD SOOTHING ANSWERS. SOME ADULTS ONLY GAVE STUPID ANSWERS. IT WAS SCARY TO THINK THAT ADULTS COULD BE STUPID. WE DEPENDED ON THEM TO MAKE US SMARTER AND SAFE. SOME TIME LATER, CYNICISM, IN VARYING DEGREES, SET IN. LIFE EXPERIENCE BROUGHT NEW VIEWS OF THE WORLD. THE TEEN YEARS COULD BE HORRIBLE. WE BEGAN TO REALIZE THAT NO MATTER HOW HOPEFUL WE WERE ABOUT THE FUTURE, THERE WAS NO WAY IN HELL THAT ANYONE COULD ASSURE OR GUARANTEE OUR BEAUTIFUL LIFE.

AS WE GOT OLDER, WE GOT JOBS, EARNED MONEY AND BOUGHT THINGS FOR OURSELVES. WE STARTED TO LEARN THAT SOME PRODUCT WARRANTIES WERE NOT WORTH THE PAPER THEY WERE PRINTED ON OR EVEN GAVE UP ON THE PAINFUL PHONE CALL TO COMPLAIN. WE STOPPED SENDING IN THE WARRANTY CARD. WE MAY HAVE MOVED OUT OR GONE TO COLLEGE OR UNIVERSITY. WE MIGHT HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE OR LUST. WE MAY HAVE FALLEN OUT OF IT. REGARDLESS OF ANY PROMISES MADE, THERE WERE ALWAYS CIRCUMSTANCES OR EXCUSES THAT PREVENTED THE PROMISES OR GUARANTEES FROM BEING KEPT OR HONORED. IT WAS MUCH LIKE VOTING IN YOUR FIRST ELECTION FOR A POLITICIAN THAT PRETENDED TO BE THE HIPPEST MILLENNIAL WITH THE BEST HAIR ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT HE WAS A COMPLETE FOOL AND DANGEROUS FRAUD. IN SOME CASES YOU WENT BACK TO OR VOTED AGAIN FOR THE ONE WHO LET YOU DOWN, THE ONE WHO TRIED TO MAKE YOU FEEL GUILTY ABOUT THE CYNICISM HE/SHE/HER HELPED YOU ACQUIRE.

EVENTUALLY AND CURRENTLY, THE POLITICAL PROCESS AND CURRENT EVENTS HAVE BROUGHT YOU DOWN OR MADE YOU FEARFUL FOR YOUR FUTURE…FOR YOUR FAMILYS’ FUTURE. FRIENDS, LOVERS, AND SPOUSES MAY HAVE ABANDONED YOU, EMOTIONALLY OR PHYSICALLY, BECAUSE OR IN SPITE OF YOUR FEARS OR YOUR COURAGE AGAINST THESE FEARS.

‘POLITICAL SCIENTIST’ IS ONE OF RYAN ADAMS ‘BEST’ SONGS OF THOUSANDS. IT’S LIKE WATCHING CLIPS FROM A MOVIE OF HUMAN DISAPPOINTMENT IN URBAN DECAY. IT’S A SONG ABOUT FAILED OR FAILING RELATIONSHIPS AND THE PROMISES HELD OUT BY SOCIAL CONVENTION OR INTERVENTION.

A POLITICAL SCIENTIST IS A RESEARCHER, ANALYST, AND FORECASTER.

THEY USE THEIR EXPERTISE TO UNDERSTAND HOW POLICIES AFFECT GOVERNMENT, BUSINESS, PUBLIC SERVICES AND CITIZENS OF ANY GIVEN SOCIETY. THEY ARE EMPLOYED TO HELP RESHAPE OR ‘RE-IMAGINE’ SOCIETY. ‘POLITICAL SCIENTIST’ IS A POLITICALLY CORRECT TERM FOR ‘TECHNOCRAT’. THEY ARE PAID IN MARXIST, GLOBALIST CURRENCY…A LOT OF IT. THEY HELPED BRING IN THE AGE OF HORROR GENOCIDE THAT FRIGHTENED PEOPLE INTO COMPLIANCE WITHOUT ANY GUARANTEE OF SAFETY BEYOND THE IMMEDIATE COMPLIANCE. THEY ONLY HAD TO BE TOLD THAT ALL MEASURES WERE SAFE AND EFFECTIVE AND TO TRUST THE TECHNOCRATIC SCIENCE.

SOME OF THE CYNICS RESISTED AND FOUGHT. THEY WERE RESIGNED TO FIGHTING.

SOME, IN SPITE OF SEEMINGLY INSURMOUNTABLE ODDS, RESISTED AND FOUGHT BRAVELY.

SOME JUST GAVE IN TO IT IF ONLY TO REVIVE A CYNICAL ‘NORMAL’.

NO GUARANTEES.

WE CAN BEAT THIS.

WHATEVER.





HE IS DRINKING WATER FROM THE FAUCET FROM THE RIVER

FROM THE TRIBUTARY IT COMES THROUGH THE RUSTED PIPES

OUTSIDE THE WINDOW HE SEES THE WATER THAT’S SUPPOSED TO BE CLEAN BY THE CHEMICALS

POLLUTED BY THE CANDY FACTORY LINES





SOMEPLACE ON THE EDGE OF TOWN

SOMEPLACE ON THE EDGE OF TOWN

IS WHERE THEY LIVE

POLITICAL SCIENTISTS





SO NOW SHE IS CRAWLING ON HER HANDS AND HER KNEES

SHE IS DIRTYING HER JEANS CHOKING ON HER OWN PERFUME

WITH A PEN SHE WRITES BELOW THE SINK

IN SOMEONES RESTAURANT

THIS PLACE IS INCONVENIENT FOR MY NAME

SHE FORGETS TO WRITE IT ANYWAY

SHE FORGETS TO WRITE IT ANYWAY

THE GOVERNMENT SUPPLIES THE COCAINE

POLITICAL SCIENTISTS





THERE’S NO GUARANTEES

THERE’S NO GUARANTEES

THERE’S NO GUARANTEES





BANGING HARD UPON A CROOKED DRUM

SHE FEELS THEM TEARING DOWN

SALVATION ARMY HOUSES BACK IN MICHIGAN

HER HUSBAND’S DIVORCED

BUT HE TREATS HER THAT WAY OF COURSE

BECAUSE HE NEEDS HER JUST LIKE HE NEEDS MEDICINE





SHE FORGETS TO WRITE HIM ANYWAY

SHE FORGETS TO WRITE HIM ANYWAY

WHAT’S RED AND WHITE AND NEARLY OVER

POLITICAL SCIENTISTS

POLITICAL SCIENTISTS

POLITICAL SCIENTISTS





THERE’S NO GUARANTEES

THERE’S NO GUARANTEES

THERE’S NO GUARANTEES

  • RYAN ADAMS – POLITICAL SCIENTIST – FROM THE ALBUM ‘LOVE IS HELL’ 2004

  
  
  

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