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Mutterings And Murmurs . Poly Tics . Social Studies
| There was a Howard Johnson’s next door to every Ethical Suicide Parlor, and vice versa. The Howard Johnson’s had an orange roof and the Suicide Parlor had a purple roof, but they were both the Government. Practically everything was the Government. All Hostesses were virgins. They also had to hold advanced degrees in psychology and nursing. They also had to be gorgeous, plump and rosy, and at least six feet tall. Their uniforms were white lipstick, heavy eye makeup, purple body stockings with nothing underneath, and black-leather boots. In a really good week, say the one before Christmas, they might put sixty people to sleep. It was done with a hypodermic syringe. |
| From Welcome to the Monkey House, by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.. Published by Not known in 1958 |
The narrator in the story explains the situation. Billy the Poet is a “Nothinghead,” meaning he has not been taking his ethical birth control pills. He enjoys sex. Because the world is so overpopulated, the World Government has required all citizens to take the pills – which make sex pleasureless and pointless – in order to dissuade unnecessary reproduction. The second part of the government’s plan involves ethical, voluntary suicide via Suicide Parlors, where beautiful, virgin hostesses named Nancy and Mary, seduce the world weary using syringes to peacefully kill suicidal volunteers.
IS MAiD SERVICE RIGHT FOR YOU?
Have you been injured or harmed by the United Nation’s Agenda 21/30? Have Sustainable Development goals got you down? Are you finding life under The New World Order too much to bear? Is The Great Reset leaving you sick and tired? Have friends and family alienated you and your family because you have resisted forced medical intervention and insisted on informed consent and bodily autonomy? Are you having trouble paying your mortgage or rent? Are you skipping meals because you are underemployed and because of government sanctioned food scarcity and inflation? Are you suffering from PTSD after being gang raped by a mob of government and school board funded, transgender story time Nonces that were just released from prison? Are you hungry, angry, lonely or tired? Has your child died while playing hockey three weeks after getting the safe and effective Pfizer injection without your consent? Has the government sent armed police to your home and removed your sick children to take them into ‘care’ and injected them with toxic medicine or infused them with toxic blood products? Have they killed or maimed your children? Have you been de-platformed, had your bank accounts frozen, or been subjected to social media, social credit punishment? Are you permanently disabled from years of dry heaving after having seen and heard Schwab’s Bitches in action?
Don’t despair.
Sure life is hard. Your government wants to ease your pain and suffering. Through brave and bold initiatives such as Bill C-7 and MAiD, the Liberal Party of Canada, under direction of The World Economic Forum, want to help you pass through the progressively impossible life they are making for you and into one that is surely better.
Ease into it.
Start with your pets.
You can have any gender identity do you.
They can look like a bearded Divine or Mike Obama.
They can serenade you.
Take the shot.
Trust them.
These euthanasia programs target the weak minded and easily distracted who believe everything that the government has told them about the health emergency pandemic of international concern crisis to the point of despair, defilement, and self harm. They believed – still believe – that their sacrifice, deprivation, and contempt for anyone hesitant to comply, made them virtuous. They were and remain thirsty for Kool-Aid of any color of flavour.
Gimme!
Also targeted are those that have taken one or two cups of ‘The Tea’ out of duress or under coercion but now regret having taken it because they either continue to get sick or people they know and care about have become sick or died. These are good people that trusted, even if only vaguely, that the government and their media were giving them reliable information that would protect them and the world from harm. Some people with good and noble intentions, trusted even with great anguish that safety and efficacy were assured but fear and social pressure are powerful motivators. Many, but too few, now regret the taking of ‘The Tea’ and are now questioning the ‘science’, the products and purveyors. The losses have been too great. Many will give pause when offered or ordered to take more tea. Many will outright refuse. Perhaps there will be a remedy or some real science that can be trusted to either undo the damage or mitigate future harm.
Meanwhile.
These programs also target the mostly sane and discerning people who simply wanted to exercise caution before subjecting themselves and their families to hysterical and experimental medical tyranny. These people have been seeking truth and justice throughout the oppressive campaign meant to terrorize people into compliance. These people are targeted by governments and their propaganda ministries and labelled as conspiracy theorists, misogynists, Fascists, racists and people with unacceptable views. They are to be diagnosed with mental illness. Ethical doctors and other health care practitioners would be arrested and subjected to confinement and mental health assessments for expressing concern over government overreach and proven crimes against humanity.
Eventually, these people might wear down and out.
Let them not.
Nihilism sets in.
Let it not.
Nihilism kills.
Try not to let it.
Or.
So folks!
Do your part.
Save the planet.
Save your fellow man or woman if you can define them.
Your sacrifice will be remembered in the future by fewer people.
Carbon scrubbers, also known as crematoriums, will be erected in your honor.
Bon voyage!
Go in peace.
Federal Department Funded Children’s ‘Activity Book’ on Medically Assisted Suicide
By Peter Wilson – Epoch Times
December 22, 2022
