Double Mask Anal Swab Big Happy Time

‘China’s Zero-Tolerance Covid Tactics Now Include Anal Swabs’ – Bloomberg News Jan. 27, 2021

“China is ramping up efforts to neutralize the coronavirus as new outbreaks challenge its already stringent pandemic strategy, with another weapon added to an arsenal of border curbs, mass testing and hard lock downs: anal swabs.”

The Chinese government has recently reimposed more stringent (real) coronavirus restrictions as it battles to contain (fake) outbreaks ahead of the Lunar New Year next month, a holiday period when huge swaths of the country travel home. So far the anal swab has reportedly only been used in particularly high-risk situations. (all)

It’s official. Inserting the swab up your rectum two inches and twirling it clockwise ten times will ensure a proper sample. Imagine trying to get the direction right. Mirrors might complicate the procedure. Still, getting the procedure right is important to your survival even if the testing is flawed. It’s the unquestioning compliance that’s important. As with the mask multiplication gambit, one swab will soon be not enough. One mask is useless in preventing the transmission and acquisition of the non isolated (fake) virus so now they want to mandate two or three. One swab will be spun into two and promoted into three and most likely increase in size with varying combinations of directional twirls.

On one hand the COVID Panjandrums will open up, in restaurant, dining but you’ll have to drop trou, lift skirts and bend and spread before you get a hopefully cushioned seat. Bon Appetit! “With your swab, may I recommend an Ankida Ridge Vineyards Pinot Noir 2017 or an apple juice?”. Imagine the scene at the drive thru testing sites. Being screwed by the ruling class oligarchs and Globalist Technocrats takes on new meaning and sadly the fearful and committed will comply if only for the thrill of anal penetration while also participating in auto-erotic asphyxiation simultaneously that only one or two masks can provide. As with any mandated program coming down from the N.W.O., DAVOS RESET GENOCIDE CABAL, reproduction is not the goal. Far from it. Submission, discomfort and obedience to FEARPORN with GENOCIDE as the ultimate ORGASM is. People will comply with just about anything if only to reduce the perceived fear of very real tyranny and the thrill of being virtuous and self righteous towards people willing to question the fraud. Anything to be able to crowd into a mall with other frightened cattle to line up outside name brand stores or at the kombucha seller.

GLURP!

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