COVID Humor – What Is It? – TBC
Mutterings And Murmurs . Social Studies‘That joke isn’t funny anymore’ – The Smiths
That the introduction of political correctness and identity politics was a vital component of The Great RESET Agenda is abundantly clear. Populations, cultures and societies were to be divided, destabilized and made absurd. Absurdity is by nature grist for a humorist’s mill and trade. WOKE politics installed triggers in the ignorant and easily offended. Everything that was once considered normal and human was transformed into cause for offence. Everyone, even the worst monsters engaged in terrorism and paedophilia, received protection from criticism and ridicule. Everything, even vaccine hesitancy is racist…misogynist too. Ask the racist, misogynist, pedophile puppet prime minister of Canada.
There’s a joke for you.
A sick joke.
Humour is meant to make people look at themselves and decide the nature of their own humanity or lack thereof. Now, anyone adopting the fear presented by the great COVID scam can only find amusement but not humour in the essential services. Humour has been redefined, banned, censored and de-platformed along with the facts that gave rise to the absurdity and the humour.
Humour is subjective. Not everyone finds everything funny. COVID has provided a new opportunity to render anything and everything unfunny. WOKEISM combined with the COVID agenda is successfully turning people of average intelligence and demeanour into frightened, humourless wretches willing to harm or kill their own children to please their humourless masters.
“Keeping everyone safe is serious business – even if it kills you – and most everyone else.” – Howard
How dare you laugh.
“The best way to reduce carbon is to kill things made of carbon. Humans are a great source of carbon.
There are way too many WOKE carbon based lifeforms. COVID is here to help.”
– Howard
“Seems most people don’t want to think – They’d rather get AIDS, Hepatitis, or Cirrhosis of the liver. Cancer too!
COVID is here to help” – Howard
Q: How do you know when a healthcare professional or bureaucrat is lying?
A: Their lips are moving.
The same joke can be made by substituting the words ‘healthcare professional’ or ‘bureaucrat’ with words like ‘politician’, ‘Liberal’, ‘Democrat’, ‘AHS Bureaucrat’, or ‘DAVOS CABALIST’. Try ‘Human Resource Professional’. The opportunities for non-racist black humor are endless. Insert the names of of your favourite health official or expert.
Have fun.
Many theories exist about what humour is and what social function it serves. The prevailing theories attempting to account for the existence of humour include psychological theories, the vast majority of which consider humour-induced behaviour to be very healthy; spiritual theories, which may, for instance, consider humour to be a “gift from God”; and theories which consider humour to be an un-explainable mystery, very much like a mystical experience.[1] Others believe that ‘the appropriate use of humour can facilitate social interactions’.[3]
The benign-violation theory, endorsed by Peter McGraw, attempts to explain humour’s existence. The theory says ‘humour only occurs when something seems wrong, unsettling, or threatening, but simultaneously seems okay, acceptable or safe’.[2] Humour can be used as a method to easily engage in social interaction by taking away that awkward, uncomfortable, or uneasy feeling of social interactions.
Humour is meant to relieve anxiety.
Gallows humour is meant to ease the fear of impending horror or death.
Some believe that ‘the appropriate use of humour can facilitate social interactions’.
Especially if it involves the sexual antics of someone’s wife, girlfriend or mother. Social interactions can be enhanced by questioning someones susceptibility to Mass Formation Psychosis or the reasons why they are wearing three masks outdoors and in their cars. Or getting the kill shot to save everyone’s lives.
Funny.
Crazy how sheeple will line up with or without cars in -30C test for yet more asymptomatic infections of the virus that has yet to be isolated using tests not designed to test for a virus or infection.
Funny?
Or sad?
Q – What do the vaccinated and the un-vaccinated have in common?
A – Neither will be fully vaccinated.
I urge all straight white men to self-isolate. Nothing to do with the corona virus. I just can’t stand them.9:49 AM · Mar 12, 2020·Twitter for iPhone – Titania McGrath
My husband purchased a world map and then gave me a dart and said, “Throw this and wherever it lands—that’s where I’m taking you when this pandemic ends.” Turns out, we’re spending two weeks behind the fridge.
Q – What’s the difference between COVID-19 and Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet?
A – One’s a coronavirus and the other is a Verona crisis.
Never in my life would I imagine that my hands would someday consume more alcohol than my mouth.
EEEK! My hands are drunk! I can’t be responsible for what they do. Now, where is the Sock Puppet?
Q – What’s the difference between the vaccine passport and a yellow star?
A – 82 years.
Written, performed, and produced by Will Franken. (c) 2021
Lyrics to “Fuck the Tories” by Johnny Redburn
Phil Collins’ Kalimba played by Professor Haste
Narrator Johnson’s Interviewer played by Violet Swift
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The only way the Corona virus will die is if it has some dirt on the Clintons.
If you only knew how much money was spent to brainwash you, you would realize how special you are.
Epstein died of COVID.
Do It Yourself COVID Test
1. Pour a glass of wine and smell it.
2. If you can smell it, then taste it.
3. If you can both smell it and taste it, you do not have the COVID virus.
Liberals of all varieties, especially WOKE, Progressive Liberals, health care bureaucrats, and most otherwise useless eaters have been indoctrinated using Mass Formation Psychosis which deprives them of many human characteristics.
A sense of humor is probably the most important human characteristic.
Humanity is a close second.
Go WOKE, Go Broke. Support COVID Mandates And Die. COVID Kills Ya Know!
Computing Forever Is Anti-WOKE, COVID Truther Genius.
Mr. Dress-up Goes To Korea To Serve As Kim’s Personal COVID Phlegm Taster and Spit Swapper.
Would The Real Castro Family….
Q – What do you call WOKEISTS that took the experimental MRNA injections?
A – A blessing.
A – A win.
Insert your answers here.
Q – What do you call idiot mask Nazis?
A – Oxygen deprived. Good!
A – Possible deaths of bronchial infection. Good!
A – Afraid and compliant. Too sad. Too bad!
“How is it that WOKE Globalist politicians still breathe? There masked heads are so far up their and each others fundaments, they should be long dead from oxygen deprivation…not to mention the sights and smells” – Howard
Q – What’s the difference between a COVID enzyme and a WOKE hormone?
A – You can’t hear an enzyme.
Ha Ha!