Thank-you Mr. Xi…Um Er Mr. Gates
Poly Tics‘Chinese President Xi Jinping expressed his sincere gratitude to Bill and Melinda Gates for their foundation’s support to China after the outbreak of the novel coronavirus. Xi complimented the foundation’s early efforts in the global cause of fighting against the virus and said he was grateful for a letter from Gates expressing support for the
“Army Not Needed” – Calgary Sun
Poly TicsThis from the Calgary Sun – “Trudeau: Army Not Needed Right Now To Help Combat COVID-19 Spread” – March 29, 2020 “For the time being, no one has made specific requests about this and there are no plans now to carry out operations in Canada with the armed forces,” – Sock Puppet Trudeau The Canadian military should
Cuckoo
Poly TicsThe cuckoo, ever trying to look like a commander from ‘The Handmaids Tale’ periodically pops out of his safe house cuckoo clock bunker with prepared statements and a prompter in his ear to chirp pointlessly virtuous and stuttering peeps that say nothing but “I am not in charge and really don’t know whats going on