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Written by awneitsch on September 15, 2021

BANDS OF THE MODERN AGE – TBC

Mutterings And Murmurs . Social Studies . Songs For The Apocalypse

ALL TO BE ROUNDED UP AND SENT TO THE CAMPS FOR RE-EDUCATION. THEY WILL ALL PLAY TUBAS AND THE SOUSAPHONES. THEY WILL WEAR UNIFORMS. THEY MIGHT LOOK LIKE ‘THE WET SECRETS’ GONE GULAG. THEY WILL SURELY AND TRULY SUFFER FOR THEIR ART BY LOSING IT. THE GLOBALISTS HAVE DECREED THAT MUSIC OF THE MASSES IS HARMFUL TO THEIR AGENDA. CONCERTS, LIKE CHURCH, ARE BANNED TO THE NON-COMPLIANT. MUSIC HAS ALWAYS BEEN ABOUT NON-COMPLIANCE. ‘ALIEN SEX FIEND’, SKINNY PUPPY’,’THE CRAMPS’, AND ‘FRANK ZAPPA’ WERE NON COMPLIANT. NOW, THOSE THAT DON’T PLAY THE MAINSTREAM KAZOO MUSIC ARE LABELED AS TERRORISTS. THE EMERGING ‘EMERGENCY PLANNING ACT’ WILL FACILITATE THE PURGE.

Artist of the Month: Female Punk Bands

THE VACCINES

THE PROTEINS

THE PROTEENS

THE JABS

THE GRAPHENES

GENOCIDE

THE FAUCI CORNHOLE EXPERIENCE

LOCKDOWN

THE SCHWABS

THE TISTS (FROM NEW ZEALAND)

THE FIVE GEES

ISOLATION

THE IVOR MECTIN BLUES EXPLOSION

THE MENGELES

THE DAFT MASKERS

THE TESTS

THE FALSE FLAGS

THE SHEEP

THE LEMMINGS

THE WALKING DEAD

THE DEAD DEAD

THE VIRTUOUS SUICIDES

THE KARENS

THE KYLES

CO MORBID

THE INTUBATES

THE PRICKS

THE CANCELLED

THE BILLIONS

THE GATES ORGASM

THE LAST

THE CASES

THE EXPERTS

BILL C-7

BREATHE

THE MUZZLERS

THE DEATH CAMP DIARIES

THE NEW WORLD ORDER

THE NORMALS

THE 666S

THE WUHAN BATS

PANGOLIN

THE WOKE MUPPETS

THE GENE THERAPY ENSEMBLE

THE INORGANIC SUPPRESSORS

SPIRAL VIRAL

EUTHANASIA (KUDOS TO THE EDMONTON BOYS)

THE INJECTERS

THE NEW KILZ

SPONTANEOUS ABORTION

THE FAILED ORGANS

THE NEW SHAKES

SUFFER THE CHILDREN

DEATH FROM WITHIN

THE NEW SCIENTISTS

KILL ALL GLOBALISTS

THE COERCED

THE LYING TRUTHS

THE DROPLETS

THE SOCKPUPPETS

THE SPIKES

THE CASES

THE EXEMPT

THE NOTCOMPLYS

PLACEBO (CREDIT TO THE ENGLISH BAND OF THE 90S)

PEPPERBALL

THE BLOODY MARCHES

THE MIDAZOLAM DIARIES

REMDESEVIR THE MAN

CHRIST KILLERS

AUSSIE AND THE KETTLES

THE BATTERED GRANNIES

BILL AND THE C-7S

THE OFFICIALS

THE CRATS

PEPPER BALL

SUSPECT THAT THOSE WANTING TO SURVIVE OR THOSE WANTING TO LIVE, HOWEVER BRIEFLY, WILL ALSO LEARN TO PLAY A TRUMPET, XYLOPHONE, TROMBONE OR SNARE DRUM. PERHAPS THE SOUND OF A STICK AGAINST A CHAIN LINK FENCE WILL BE MUSIC FOR THE MASSES. PERHAPS THE SOUND OF RIBS BREAKING OR LAST BREATH TAKING WILL LINGER AS BACKGROUND NOISE THROUGH EACH PERFORMANCE. BOOTSTOMP PERCUSSION IS A MUST.

OH YEAH, MARCH. THEY WILL LEARN TO MARCH IN PRECISION WEARING OLD RUBBER TIRE SANDALS – OR ELSE. THEY WILL PLAY ROUSING MARTIAL MUSIC IN THE DIRTY HEAVY METAL RAIN OR SUN OR SNOW ON THE GRAVEL AND THE DIRT AS THEY ARE COMMANDED UNTIL THEY DROP.

D FLAT.

RIM SHOT.

DRUM ROLL.

SIM BOOM BAH!

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3 comments

  • Hairstyles has written: October 28, 2021 at 8:50 pm

    Incredible! This blog looks just like my old one! It’s on a totally different topic but it has pretty much the same page layout and design. Great choice of colors!

    • awneitsch has written: October 29, 2021 at 1:53 am

      I assure you that my layout is as accidental as my inexperience with Bluehost. Sometimes accidents work out. What is your current site? Thanks for your comments.

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