PEACE BABY!

Peace – Peace is a concept of societal friendship and harmony in the absence of hostility and violence. In a social sense, the word peace is commonly used to mean a lack of conflict of fear of violence between individuals or groups

I hate to admit it but I’m angry. I was annoyed at first and then surprised but a little anxious when I saw all the uniforms surrounding me in -32c weather. I eased up a bit when I saw what was wearing the short sleeved uniforms and noticed that the fat one with the tattoos and foggy glasses didn’t have a gun. There is a certain cliche that requires inconsequential, mentally and physically deficient people to ‘toughen’ up by shaving their heads and inking their pasty skin. The Peace Officer did have a lot of other gear though, including several flashlights, fur handcuffs and a Pez dispenser. It was sunny out. Apparently it was a Peace Officer.

Peace Officer – Someone of low intelligence and a strong need to dominate that has been given vague powers.

THINGS I DIDN’T SAY –

Let’s face it. Had I reacted and engaged the idiot uniformed mob the way I wanted, things would have escalated to Victoria, Australia proportions. These are questions I didn’t ask.

• Do you want to go back in and get dressed for the weather?
• What, no dogs?
• Your shoes untied?
• Are you immune from adhering to the 6ft. rule?
• How much are you paid to do this? Do you know, or is it enough to get to wear the uniform?
• Do you get benefits?
• Aren’t you cold?
• What qualifications do you need to get a job like this?
• On a scale of 1 to 10 with 10 being the most, how close to orgasm did you get while harassing me?
• If married, has your wife or partner recovered from the last beating?
• Do you play a lot of video games?
• Why are you breathing so hard?
• When was your last physical?
• You should really take care of that ear wax
• Are there any more of you coming?
• Too much of a fuck-up to be a real cop huh?
• That tattoo new? What’s the story?
• Is your underwear clean?
• Do you drive?