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Written by awneitsch on September 11, 2020

‘How Far Can Too Far Go?’ – The Cramps

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The Cramps - Live At Napa State Mental Hospital (VHS ...

‘A New Crusade: Poland’s Embrace Of Catholicism and Anti LGBT Ideology’ – Foreign Correspondent Apr.28/2020

Can there ever be a happy medium? Even just a little mildly content detente? How did things become so polarized? Political correctness and identity politics are not an accidental will of the people. They are designed not to be unifying but to divide. Divided populations are easier to manipulate and control. This is what is happening now.

Stick em up baby reach for the sky

Here’s something you might like to try

I know a place that’s far from here.

Where the squares they won’t come near.

How far!

How far!

How far baby!

How far can too far go?

You’ll be the queen of the tractor pull.

In your training gear you’ll break all the rules.

I like it tough and I don’t talk my kicks.

If I had a hammer I’d show you some tricks.

Chorus

I know a place that’s far from here.

Where the squares they won’t come near.

A smell of honey….a swallow of brine.

Let’s whoop it up and have a real bad time.

Chorus

The Cramps fell out of a garbage can witches brew of primal 80’s/90’s sludgabilly/psychobilly in Sacramento, California mixed with grease stained 60’s garage rock, vintage monster movies, perverse and glistening sex, and the detritus and effluvia of 50 years of American pop culture. They thrilled and entertained without having to stifle under pressures of politically correctness, de-platforming, and cancel culture. They were universally loved a reviled all across the political and social spectrum. They once played a concert in an insane assylumGet your fix of The Cramps before the memory holes take them away. Before the Liberal assholes kill the corn fed dames. Midol helps.

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