Canadian Tire – More Than Just Tires

Canadian Tire sell tires. They sell a lot of other stuff too.

Certain African failed state nations like South Africa are wildly enthusiastic and orgasmic about ‘Necklacing’. Not to be confused with the ‘Columbian Necktie’, the act involves tightly pressing a gasoline soaked tire around a victims shoulders and arms and lighting it. Getting the tire sizing right is key to ensure a snug fit. As things start to crackle, the victim can only run around screaming and fanning the flames until they collapse and die in a charred heap. The victim’s tormentors giggle and laugh having consumed their weight in ‘Mampoer’, a moonshine beverage made from peaches or marulas. The tormentors have been said to carve out some barbecue as reward for their work. The Chinese have also flooded most African ‘Nations’ with cheap crack and fentanyl which also emboldens the warriors to do what they do best. After the execution the warriors celebrate with more libations and chemicals before the night shift starts. The night shift consists or robbing, raping, torturing and murdering the white farmers that employ them and pay outrageous taxes that support the 29.6% that were unemployed in 2019. The taxes of the hardworking people support the corrupt quasi communist ANC who support the democide and genocide. Mandela is still revered as a saint.

Welcome to the New World Order. Welcome to advanced civilization.