In Mournful Celebration
Mutterings And Murmurs . Poly Tics . Social StudiesThe world is in shock and bewilderment this week after the mysterious disappearance of WOKE AIR Flight BS-665 over the Atlantic ocean. The flight was travelling from Kiev, Ukraine to Ottawa, Canada carrying Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and an entourage of ministers, publicists, sycophants, and paid media scrum whores. The ensemble was on a tax funded fact finding, virtue signalling, selfie, photo bomb and money laundering mission which included lavish encounters with Bono, Angelina Jolie, and some other has been that slept with Madonna. There are numerous politicians, celebrities, and coke infused jet setters braving a safe and secure war zone subways and bunkers to lend support, say prayers for, and be seen with the the drug addled, cross dressing actor puppet comedian millionaire president of the Ukraine.
Flight BS-665 was cleared for take-off from Igor Sikorsky Kyiv International Airport (Zhuliany) at 9 pm with an undeclared flight plan which is standard operating procedure for high level government flights of mercy, diplomatic relations, and entitled schmoozing. Criminal organizations with private aircraft, including CSIS and the CIA do not file flight plans either. “Secrecy and non-transparency must be maintained to keep everyone safe”, said Transportation Minister, Omar Alghabra from a safe, undisclosed location. He said further that, “We must ensure that the climate and the equity of all disadvantaged irregular travelers and their sponsors are maintained and must continue to work very, very hard for the middle class. Sorry, what was was the question?”.
The disappearance of Flight 665 has an eerie resemblance to Malaysian Flight MH-370 which vanished on March 8, 2014, with 239 people on board while en route to Beijing from Kuala Lumpur.The wreckage has never been found despite a four-year, $200million international search effort covering more than 120,000sqm – sparking an enduring mystery.
There are, of course, numerous theories about what happened to the plane and all on board. They range from incidents involving fire, decompression, mechanical failure, hijacking, and terrorist attacks to pilot involvement or suicide. There is also the idea that the plane was stolen and has landed in a secret location…and a massive cover-up of course.
It happens sometimes.
Planes just disappear.
Naturally the Russians led by the evil Vladimir Putin were involved.
Just like they were behind the downing of Malaysia Airlines flight MH17 which was traveling from Amsterdam to Malaysia when it went missing near Donetsk in eastern Ukraine on March 8, 2014. There were 283 passengers and 15 crew members aboard the Boeing-777. Of course the plane was rerouted for some reason to fly into the airspace over the first major conflict between Ukrainian oligarchs, Nato and CIA operatives and the evil Vladimir Putin’s Russia. Whether drug crazed AZOV, AIDAR, or SVOBODA militias brought the plane down by accident or incompetence using outdated Russian BUK missile technology bought on the black market, or under direction of the Biden/CIA consortium, the effect was to cast diversion from installations, what was really happening on the ground during the conflict, a false yellow and blue flag if you will.
What deals?
What bio-weapons lab?
There was an investigation that allowed for corruption and compromise of the crash site with select free range reporters and investigators being allowed to tiptoe through evidence and scorched body parts. Of course, charges were laid in absentia against both Ukrainian and mostly Russian operatives. Nothing really came of it but the continued bombing and murder of civilians in the Donbas region of the Ukraine by Ukraine operatives.
It seems that the same group that formed and held the 9/11 Commission hearings were also responsible for the MH-17 investigation. How flight BS-665 managed to avoid a similar fate to that of MH-17 is a mystery. It was well known that people of Malaysian and Dutch heritage made up some of the Liberal posse passengers on board. Equality and equity is key in all things Liberal. WOKE AIR proudly supports a safe and diverse work environment as much as the Liberals presented their own.
Look how that turned out.
Back on the ground in Canada, the investigation into the disappearance of Flight BS-665 is just getting started. The inquiry will be theory based, starting with the suspected involvement of truck convoy sympathizers and their children, Pierre Poilievre supporters, freedom and Charter lovers, and of course the unclean, unvaxxed, anti-vaxxer conspiracy nuts currently terrorizing the WOKE sheep of Canada. Anyone, caught while under surveillance, cheering the news is being rounded up, tested for COVID and quarantined pending questioning. MRNA drugs will be slipped into their fluoridated water and food. The investigation will be led by RCMP token diversity appointee, Brenda (Doolittle) Lucki who will preside and direct the proceedings from the original set throne used used by Jabba The Hutt in the Star Wars franchise movies.
While the world awaits the results of the investigation, it mourns the loss.
Some celebrate cautiously.
Some openly.
Some with much horn honking and Canadian flag waving.
Some will mourn by continuing to patronize craft beer establishments, Starbucks, NHL millionaires and malls.
Some will fall to the ground screaming for justice, clutching at pearls while waving their little ANTIFA and BLM flags.
They will stand with the missing.
Kneel with the departed.
Lie down like fainting goats.
Stage vigils with stuffies and shoes.
Some wait for absolute DNA evidence that the Liberal government and it’s NPC attachments have been truly retired.
Not enough are using the news and confusion and the wait to mobilize a much anticipated coup.
Let us pray for the departed in advance.
Celebrate!