Park the car at the side of the road You should know Time’s tide will smother you And I will too
When you laugh about people Who feel so very lonely Their only desire is to die
Well, I’m afraid It doesn’t make me smile I wish I could laugh
But that joke isn’t funny anymore It’s too close to home And it’s too near the bone
It’s too close to home And it’s too near the bone More than you’ll ever know
Kick them when they fall down Kick them when they fall down You kick them when they fall down Kick them when they fall down
You kick them when they fall down Kick them when they fall down You kick them when they fall down Kick them when they fall down
It was dark as I drove the point home And on cold leather seats Well, it suddenly struck me I just might die with a smile on my face after all
I’ve seen this happen in other people’s lives And now it’s happening in mine I’ve seen this happen in other people’s lives And now it’s happening in mine
Should it be agreed that consenting adults be free to love or have sex with any human or inanimate object that gives them pleasure and as long it causes no unwanted harm? If not, then this article is not for you. Laughter is not always the best medicine. Snowflakes are so easily offended and triggered.
Your personal sexuality is to be a private part of your life and not meant to be politicized or weaponized against anyone that might not agree with it.
Oh Canada!
The revelation that Justin Trudeau’s close friend, Christopher Ingvaldson, is a pedophile has come as no surprise to Canadians who have been watching the Progressive Liberal Prime Minister closely. They point out that Trudeau has many uncomfortable ties to paedophilia. He has proven to have friends in both high and low places.
How many lives did Trudeau touch when he was a kilt wearing, black faced, under-qualified teacher at a certain academy in B.C.?
The Supreme Court of Canada, under duress from Trudeau’s Liberal government, delivered a long-awaited judgment in the disturbing case of Her Majesty the Queen v. D.L.W. The decision sent shock waves around the world, as the country’s top court ruled that nearly all forms of bestiality are perfectly legal in Canada — so long as the sexual abuse stops short of penetration of the animal.
In 2016, PM Trudeau made a critical change to a piece of government legislation. Was this a matter of the safety and security of Canadians as it relates to terrorism, refugee fraud or illegal immigration? Nope–the issue was anal sex. Trudeau felt it essential to LOWER the minimum age for this practice from 18 to 16. Quite the critical social issue, eh?
Nussing izt Funny!
Identity politics, political correctness, and all of their corporate subsidiaries has weaponized human sexuality with a clear goal to demoralize and immoralize human sexuality and re-invent natural human biology. The Globalist Human Sexual Degradation Industry, wholly sponsored by the World Economic Forum (WEF), has played a key role in paving the way for a Trans-humanist future. The WEF employs subhuman creatures that have, by and large, failed to reproduce and that have no meaningful connections to human beings. The key requirements for employment with the WEF, or rather deployment, is a total lack of a moral compass, lack of empathy, and the complete disregard of basic human rights that were enacted to to destroy critical thought, self examination, and free speech. The monsters have also proven to experience pleasure from harming and torturing others, especially children. They trade in human souls. They groom and traffic the vulnerable. They experience rapture when they are able to torture young children to death.
There are plausible rumours that they do baby blood shooters with their pizza and other ‘Spirit Cooking”.
None of this is funny but society has been divided by identity politics, critical race theory, and sexual politics. Political Correctness is the weapon used to limit and restrict speech. Cancel Culture is the new judge, jury and executioner of anyone that dares to think and speak freely. To have an opinion on any of the growing number of normal or depraved lifestyle choices open to societies now constitutes hate speech or a hate crime. Humor has been segregated and relegated to individual special interest groups. They have become openly secret societies with their own language, customs, and humor.
The following jokes appeared on a website called ‘OneLineFun.com’. It purports to reflect the humour that gay people find funny. It also offers 3500 ‘pick-up lines’ guaranteed to help you flirt like a pro.
Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny gay quotes, funny gay sayings, and funny gay proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources. – From the website called ‘Wise Sayings’
Know what the hardest part of riding a scooter is? Telling your parents you’re gay.
How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw it in and another to stand around and say ‘FABULOUS!’
Anal intercourse is for ass holes.
I like Jesus but he loves me, so it’s awkward.
If a woman sleeps with 10 men she’s a slut, but if a man does it… He’s gay, definitely gay.
If 2 guys are having sex and the house catches on fire. Who gets out first, the guy on top or the guy on the bottom? The guy on the bottom cause he’s already got his shit packed.
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
How many guys can participate in a gang bang before it’s gay?
The sodomy laws have been overturned, so now we can overturn each other. – Craig Kilborn
The heterosexuals who hate us should just stop having us. – Lynda Montgomery
Yuk yuk!
Hardee har har!
LESBIAN HUMOR
Lesbians come in all shapes and sizes, made in various cultures and colours, from all different walks of life. But there’s two things that all lesbians share in common: We love women, and we’re funny. So funny that we have tons and tons of jokes made because of us. To this day, scientists are still trying to uncover lesbians and their unique brand of humour. If you’re still reading, that means you’re just as interested as the scientists are. Here’s a juicy list of lesbian jokes that will have you falling out of your chair (and into a lesbian’s arms)!’
‘Some might find these lesbian jokes to be rude and distasteful, but don’t worry, the lesbians have a great sense of humour!’ From a website called PONLY.
Q: Why was the lesbian sick? A: She was lacking vitamin D
Q: Whats the difference between a lesbian driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When u are eating pussy you can still see the asshole in front of you!
Q: What do you call an Irish lesbian? A: Gaylick
Q: What’s the difference between a lesbian and a ritz cracker? A: One’s a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.
Q: What do you call a closet full of lesbians?
A: A liquor cabinet
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur with a strap-on? A: A peg-asaurus.
TRANSGENDER HUMOR
Take your time to read these puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these transgenders conspiracy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh. These are found on a website that celebrates jokes for everyone that will “make you laugh out loud”. – From a website called Joko Jokes
Q: Why are transgenders so triggered about what washrooms they use?
A: They could use the disabled washroom.
Q: What is the most common crime committed by trans-genders?
A: Male fraud
Trans-gendered children grow up fast…Mine usually tucks herself in.
Met a trans-sexual lesbian at the bar…He was a pretty normal guy.
Q: What did the bull say after sleeping with a trans-sexual cow?
A: That was no Miss Steak!
I don’t understand how men are so trans-phobic…Every single one of them was trapped in a women’s body for almost a year.
Q: Why did the girl dump the cross dresser?
A: He only wanted to get into her pants.
Q: Dad, what is a cross-dresser?
A: Ask your mother, he knows.
Q: Why do transgenders insist on using girls washrooms and change rooms or competing in women’s and girl’s sports?
A: Not a joke. Not funny.
Q: Why is it okay for men to identify and dress up as women, often quite badly, to express their dominance or otherwise overpower real women and girls by using their biological advantage?
A: Not a joke. Not funny.
Heterosexual Humor
Sorry. Heterosexuality has been banned, cancelled, de-platformed, censored, redefined, rewritten and criminalized. So have Heterosexuals. So has Heterosexual humour. It never happened. It never existed. Babies just happen. Babies just pop out of anybody these days. They will once again, to protect the sensitive, come from storks and cabbage patches. Soon enough babies will be called the ‘created’ and will come from test tubes and WOKE petri dishes and will be genetically altered to be trans human, and then too without Chromosome 8. When hatched and released, they will cry and scream until they get something for nothing and shout for equity and equality and the right to have abortions or molest children. Then they will relocate to a west coast ‘Safe City’, do drugs, defecate and urinate in the streets and live in tent cities.
What?
How progressive.
Move on.
Nothing funny here.
Ricky Gervais, no stranger to bashing Hollywood and some elements of mainstream woke culture, made a tweet after his comedy ‘After Life’ failed to be nominated for an Emmy award. Pizza may have been served. ‘After Life’ didn’t get nominated for an Emmy this year,” he tweeted. “But this did. ‘Outstanding Live Variety Special: The 77th Annual Golden Globe Awards’ That’s some conciliation, I guess. So, Thanks, Hollywood. Oh, and stop fucking kids. Cheers.” Then he started promoting vaccines as if to atone for his attack on Hollywood pizza lovers.
Have you laughed your ass or head or any other unwanted body part off yet?
Just when you were thinking that the culture wars, political correctness, and identity politics have excised the funny bones from all of humanity, the WOKEISTS have now come up with humour that you must find funny.
