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Written by awneitsch on November 30, 2021

17.5,000,000,000,000,000,000,003 Reasons To Be Injected With Experimental Genocidal Poison – TBC

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Bodily Autonomy is supposed to be a highly prized and protected right of all human beings that have adopted a Democratic Society. Once you accept the narrative and the offered or mandated and coerced injections you no longer have control of your own body. You no longer have freedom of thought or choice. You have forfeited your rights and freedoms forever. People world wide have been frightened and fooled into believing that a pandemic exists and that the only path to salvation, safety, and a future, is any and all repeated injections of an unknown toxin whose ingredients and efficacy won’t be known until St. Swithins Day or 2076 whichever comes first. While there can be empathy for whatever reasons are given to take the shots, how can there be sympathy for the outcomes when there are so many reasons not to? But still we love the ones we love regardless of their choices. People have been forced into horrible times and to make difficult choices. This Genocide could be spun in to an argument for self extinction or suicide since people are seemingly willing to gamble away the futures of their and their family’s lives. The acts of coercion and threat and fear indicate that the immediate goal is to have as many humans and, and for some insane reason zoo animals injected with the poison. The longer term goals outlined in ‘The Great Reset’ and Agenda 21/30 would indicate that mass death and depopulation is the ultimate goal. To do or not do is the question. There is no try. A Spielberg creature said this I think. Hopefully only the worst lot of Liberals, Democrats, their mob of miscreants and child traffickers and molesters, and all Globalists, criminals and politicians get the real injections that contain the toxic ingredients meant to harm and kill everyone else. Let them all die horribly. Let them bleed out and their organs liquefy. Let Hannibal have them, take them, afterwards.

The reasons to take Experimental, Genocidal Poison, in random order are:

  1. I want to dine in a trendy restaurant with my kind of people, the power elite, and laugh like there’s nothing wrong
  2. I’m just tired of all this bullshit
  3. My savings are gone
  4. I want to do right by my family
  5. OMYGAWWWWD, YU ARE SOOO STOOPID!
  6. Because I am blind, you see. That’s why I hate you
  7. To spite the sane
  8. I am a serial narcissist – I am worth it
  9. Craft beer culture is important to me
  10. The World Economic Forum (WEF) knows what is best for me
  11. The United Nations (UN) knows what is best for me
  12. Because the virus and variants exist…they do…really!
  13. I’m all about love but I hate anti vaxxers
  14. A paid WOKE, child abusing, adrenochrome gulping celebrity with black and teary eyes told me to
  15. Well, I’m a man, yes I am, and I can’t help but love you so – Spencer Davis Group
  16. Well, I’m a man, yes I am, and I can’t help but love you so – a re-united Chicago (Leonid & Friends Cover)
  17. I am woman, hear me roar. In numbers too big to ignore. And I know too much to go back and pretend. – Helen Reddy
  18. I am Karen, hear me screech – “Where’s your mask…damn it!”
  19. My name is Karen, nuff said
  20. My God told me to
  21. Because, ‘Look, Kids have strokes and heart attacks too! What’s the big deal?’
  22. The Devil made me do it
  23. The Tik Tok celebrities and nurse and doctors are so cute
  24. Satan is sexy
  25. All truth is a conspiracy theory
  26. Because my doctor said he’d share his payoff with me. I trust him
  27. Because you are a COVIDIOT. Go fuck yourself!
  28. Myocarditis is sexy
  29. Bells Palsy is super sexy, especially the drooling and shaking
  30. ‘Because The Night’ – Patti Smith (the armpit hair years)
  31. I am afraid of death and suffering so I welcome it
  32. I have nothing and I am happy. Why not?
  33. I will have nothing and I will be in a constant state of bliss
  34. ‘I Have Nothing’ – Whitney Houston (She had it all but still found life insufferable enough to be injected with poison)
  35. CBC tells the truth…always
  36. Rich people know better
  37. Because I want to be safe always…k?
  38. Because I want to be the master of my universe
  39. I want to join a death cult like the Jehovah’s Witnesses but don’t like being a magazine seller or having people tell me to go fuck myself
  40. I know my rights damn it!
  41. Just because
  42. ‘Because I’m a lover, not a fighter. And I’m telling you it’s Impetigo!’ – Michael Jackson (creator of Neverland)
  43. ‘I Wanna New Drug’ – Huey Lewis (yeah, I know)
  44. I want to get the full benefit of 5G
  45. Transhumanism is sexy
  46. I believe that truth are lies and that lies are truth but I’m not really smart enough to know the difference
  47. Wal Mart is sexy
  48. My life was nothing before, now I have a purpose
  49. I want to go to a mall and spend money I don’t have
  50. I want a pedi/mani at a salon that serves drinks and little cucumber sandwiches
  51. I want a haircut
  52. Costco is a religion to me.
  53. ” I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me ” – Beck
  54. Because bowling pin
  55. I am frightened into compliance
  56. I want to work at a job that can support my family
  57. I don’t want to lose my job
  58. I don’t want to lose my license to practice sane and humane medicine
  59. I like to go along to get along
  60. Implied consent is good enough for me. Inject my children too
  61. I want to be classed as healthy
  62. I want to travel using inhumane air travel to places that I can’t afford
  63. I want to go to a cinema so I can watch WOKE movies with noisy, snufflig pigs
  64. I want to be able to go out without an oxygen barrier to prove that I am virtuous and faithful to the narrative
  65. I want to get back to normal
  66. I want a massage with a happy ending
  67. I want to live
  68. I want to die
  69. I want to avoid being bullied…but not bullying. I like being a bully
  70. I want to avoid arrest
  71. I want to avoid segregation and forced isolation
  72. I want to watch professional sports and drink $10 beer
  73. I’ll need to buy food
  74. I’ll need to pay my mortgage or rent
  75. I’ll need to drive my car
  76. I want to be safe
  77. I want to have friends
  78. I don’t want to be sent to a concentration camp
  79. I don’t want to be locked into my place of residence
  80. I don’t want to have to eat my pet
  81. I don’t want to be punished
  82. I want to be loved
  83. I don’t want my family to die
  84. I want to keep getting CERB or social assistance
  85. I want a mocha latte with a cool pattern on the top
  86. I want to receive health care and a pension that I paid into
  87. I want to be virtuous without having virtue
  88. I want to be self righteous without any other proof
  89. QR codes are sexy
  90. Illness and death is sexy
  91. Tyranny is sexy
  92. Oppression is sexy
  93. Stupidity is endearing
  94. I want to set myself up for further poisonous injections
  95. Strokes are sexy
  96. Heart attacks are sexy
  97. Starvation is not sexy
  98. Thin is in
  99. I want to go to sexy Satanic rapper concerts and possibly die
  100. I want my child to play organized sports until they die
  101. I want to go to art galleries because damn it I’m special
  102. I want to go to poorly maintained public swimming pools…for healthy activity and fun
  103. I want to fit in when I am forced to use public transit
  104. I want to impress my date
  105. I want to be a good dad/mom/thing
  106. I like being told what to do
  107. Fascists are uber sexy
  108. Communism is sexy
  109. Genocide is sexy
  110. Democide is sexy
  111. I like needles
  112. I like watching people die
  113. I trust the science
  114. I trust the government
  115. I trust the mainstream media
  116. I trust public health care
  117. I am a moron sheep
  118. I want to make my personal pilgrimage to Mecca and be trampled to a pulp by the panicked herd
  119. Because… (muffled)
  120. HIV is sexy
  121. Cancer is sexy
  122. Blood clots are sexy
  123. Myocarditis is sexy
  124. Bill C-7 is sexy
  125. Fauci is sexy
  126. The WHO is sexy
  127. The UN is sexy
  128. Health Canada is trustworthy
  129. That guy Theresa Tam sure is sexy…hubba hubba
  130. Humanity is unimportant to me
  131. I want access to the promised land
  132. I want to go the a library that offers only progressive Liberal materials and children’s stories about buggery and interference. Also, trans story time is essential
  133. I don’t like bats
  134. Because I hope to travel to Wuhan, China to shop at the market
  135. Because I want a doughnut
  136. ‘I Wanna Be Adored’ – The Stone Roses
  137. I want to meet Satan
  138. I want to meet God
  139. Klaus Schwab is sexy
  140. I am a eediot
  141. I am easily manipulated
  142. Oxygen deprivation has made me stupid
  143. I want to meet people
  144. I’m lonely
  145. I am entitled
  146. I am worthy
  147. I want a green pass
  148. I want a VAX pass
  149. I want a pass pass
  150. I want a health pass to prove my robust health
  151. Membership has it’s privileges
  152. I trust technocrats
  153. I trust bureaucrats
  154. AHS cares about my well being
  155. I believe what my phone gadget tells me…wait, I need to get this
  156. Death gives me power
  157. I like the fact that extremely fit athletes can die just like a miserable wreck like me
  158. I can carry on a meaningless, purposeless life of accumulation and waste
  159. I have finally realized the meaningless and purposelessness of life and choose a cowards end
  160. Doctors are Gods
  161. Fuck granny…I want to live damn it!
  162. Cognitive dissonance makes me powerful
  163. I love power
  164. I enjoy slavery
  165. Inhumanity is sexy
  166. Death or the threat of death is sexy
  167. I feel like an Xmen/She/Her
  168. A Twerking butt, shaking Satanic Death Cult Pop Rap Music Whore Star told me to
  169. I believe in Lord Omicron
  170. Because MORONIC is an anagram of OMICRON…IT’S REAL! AAAACCCCKKKK!
  171. Because my credit cards are maxxed…I want GBI
  172. Because I believe in a green economy
  173. I am Kyle, hear me mince and whine
  174. Because Greta Thunberg said so
  175. Because Greta is sexy
  176. I believe in unicorns
  177. Trudeau still has good hair. I was right about him
  178. To not take the poison is racist
  179. Graphene oxide is sexy
  180. It’s a brave new world, and I want to be a part of it
  181. Because ‘Stakeholder Capitalism’ is a thing
  182. Virus culture is sexy
  183. Because cheesies
  184. Because cases are rising
  185. Because ERs are swamped
  186. Because Jason Kenney like LBs in Thailand
  187. Because the good people at Pzifer care
  188. Because I want to ‘Stay Sick’ – The Cramps
  189. Because my cat loves fancy feast
  190. I want a bunk bed
  191. I want pancakes
  192. Because truth is for losers
  193. Because I’m a security guard at a dollar store or a bank with no skills and sub par intelligence but want the power that a poisonous injection can give me
  194. (We are winning) نحن نفوز
  195. Hitler ist auferstanden. Er ist so sexy. Wir brauchen eine neue Weltordung. (Hitler has risen. He is still so sexy. We need a new world order)
  196. ~!@#$%^&*()_+/?|\!!!!
  197. 因为我很傻 (Because I am stupid)
  198. потому что я дебил (Because I am a moron)
  199. parce que le pool génétique a besoin d’être rafraîchi (Because the gene pool needs refreshing)
  200. porque a cultura de oliva vai melhorar (Because the olive crop will improve)
  201. (We are winning big time)نحن نفوز
  202. Informed consent is for losers
  203. Because I just don’t want to know
  204. I prefer to die enslaved than live free
  205. Why not? I’m high
  206. Porque tenemos tanta hambre (Because we are so very hungry)
  207. Because pangolins, dogs, ferrets, and bats died to make the poison injections. Go PETA!
  208. Because climate change. EEEEEKKKKK!
  209. The CDC knows what is best for me
  210. Trudeau is a pedophile nincompoop…all is lost
  211. Menjetek, baszd meg magatokat. (Go fuck yourselves! – Romanian)
  212. Wszyscy idziecie się pieprzyć (Go fuck yourselves! – Polish)
  213. Because I was born to die…bring it
  214. Because my cousin is getting married in Mexico for the third time and I want to go
  215. Because I can’t take a knee
  216. Because I took the knee
  217. Because Black Lives Matter
  218. Autism was sexy. Death is orgasmic
  219. Bingo is my life, let me have it
  220. Because it’s better than heroin…I hear
  221. I am easily enabled
  222. Because I am confident that all the proposed and forced ‘therapies’ are both safe and effective
  223. I am confident that the orchestrators and facilitators are in this with us and have taken the ‘therapies’ being forced on us
  224. Because I don’t what to be shot and fall into a lime filled pit
  225. I feel pretty

Oh so pretty

I feel pretty and witty and bright!

And I pity

Any girl who isn’t me tonight

I feel charming

Oh so charming

It’s alarming how charming I feel

And so pretty

That I hardly can believe I’m real

See the pretty girl in the mirror there

Who can that attractive girl be?

Such a pretty face

Such a pretty dress

Such a pretty smile

Such a pretty me!

I feel stunning

And entrancing

Feel like running and dancing for joy

For I’m loved

By a pretty wonderful boy

*Lyrics by Stephen Sondheim written for ‘West Side Story’ and best sung by Julie Andrews who once bared her breasts for her role in S.O.B. I think the world really started to spiral then.

221. Because I like movie theatre popcorn with lots of re-cycled yellow grease on it and expensive candy and watered down sodas and sitting next to twittering Tictok twats with illuminated faces chattering to their idiot vaxxed peeps instead of watching the movie

222. Because I don’t want to be pepper sprayed

223. Because I don’t want to be shot in the back with plastic bullets

224. Because I don’t want to be trampled by Percheron draft horses or drowned with water canons

225. “I am human and I want to be loved” – (How Soon Is Now) The Smiths

226. Maybe I’ll be part of the control group that gets the saline

227. Tasers hurt

228. Collapsible batons hurts

229. I enjoy eating at MacDonalds – it’s the atmosphere

230. It’s better than crack cocaine I hear

231. Because it cures cancer…doesn’t it?

232. Because I want to help flatten the curve after the first fourteen days

2332. Because mental illness is a terrible thing

233. Yes, that’s right. I tried to cheat

234. Because I’m Bipolar – I’m and sad about it at the same time

235. Thalidomide is so passe’

236. Because it will ease my anxiety about not having any real morality

237. My bestie did it, so should I

238. Because death is slimming

239. Because I am responsible for the wellness of all mankind

240. To free up space in long term care facilities

241. Guinea pigs are cute

242. Because Sandy Hook really happened

243. Because 9/11 was caused by Islamic terrorists requiring the invasion of Iraq and was not an inside job

244. Because Chemtrails are asking me to

245. There are these voices in my head

246. “I want it all, I want it all, I want it all, And I want it now!” – Queen

247. Because I want to be like mommy and daddy

248. Because “We demand the finest wines known to humanity and we want them here and we want them now!” – ‘Withnail and I”

249. “O ja, dats okay for now” – (something my dad would have said)

250. Because I want to go to a Foo Fighters concert

251. Hippocratic Oath, Shmipocratic Oath

252. Kay Sera Sera, whatever will be, will be -(Livingstone and Evan)

253. Mmmflbmsmaftf! – (masked response – Wheres your mask!!!!)

254. ‘Because Of You’ – Kelly Clarkson

255. Cuz we’re an American band, we’re comin to your town, we’ll help you part down – (Grand Funk Railroad)

256. Because Down Syndrome is sexy

257. Because Ivermectin is a horse dewormer

258. Cuz I’m Popeye the Sailor Man – (Pop-Eye)

259. Cuz yo mama!

260. Because I am a God, I drive a Jaguar

261. Because freedom is for free people

262. Because I’m a taker, not a giver

263. Because I’m a giver, not a taker

264. Because I’ve never wanted to die so bad before – I like it

265. Spike Protein is a cereal, isn’t it? I like cereal

266. Because I’ve never been cremated before

267. Because ‘That good ol’ hockey game, is the best game you can name – (Stompin Tom)

268. Because it’s like Russian Roulette. I love danger thrill kill stuff. Pull the trigger!

269. Because Gimme!

270. Because ‘Sisters, sister, – There were never such devoted sisters’ – Irving Berlin

271. Because I hate being confronted by unkempt, masked creatures, with bad footwear in uniform

272. Because those Fauci lab dogs had it coming

273. Because my teacher is going to give it to me anyway without telling mommy and daddy

274. I don’t want my daughters choked and groped by Australian cops

275. I don’t want to dig my own lime filled pit

276. I think I would enjoy digging my own lime filled pit

277. Transhumanism turns me on

278. The AHS is only following orders. I respect authority even if it is unwise

279. That Deena Hinshaw is one hot robot

280. Because I just can’t wait to see how Agenda 21, Agenda 30, and The Great Reset turn out. It’s gonna be great!

281. Because a 99.7 natural recovery rate is not good enough. I demand perfection!

282. Because I like the idea of a Universal Basic Income

283. I am easily influenced by mainstream media chirons

284. I identify as a superior demented being. I deserve to die

285. Cuz I’m going to Wal Mart anyway…might as well. I like living better and saving more

286. Because I don’t want to be clubbed like a baby seal

287. Because if the experts could prove to me that any of the MRNA gene altering toxic genocidal injections would cure my cancer, I just might consider it. It would be my choice

288. Because I want to take my six and ten year old kids to Disneyland. Perhaps the one and only time

289. Because if I can’t be ‘Patient Zero’ and enjoy the notoriety of being first, I want to die. Hit me!

290. Spontaneous abortions are purely co-incidental. Jab me!

291. I may not be a doctor but I am dumb. Hit me!

292. I’m a doctor. I am getting paid plenty. Next!

293. I’m no scientist but I trust them. I want the shots!

294. I am a funeral director. Take the shots!

295. I like the idea of endless boosters

296. I like stillbirths. They are so serene

297. I hear that the jabs improve the quality of breast milk

298. Shaking baby syndrome is interesting to me

299. Because Elvis told me to

300. I hear that adverse events will protect me from fluoride

301. 75% of children under the age of 12 that receive the genocide juice experience adverse reactions or die. Who cares? (from Pfizers own data)

302. I have an itchy foot. Gimme!

303. In surrender there is bliss

304. The unregistered nurses with unpolished shoes say it won’t hurt a bit

305. The experts say that it’s like freezing to death except for the pain. When you freeze to death you go numb, your body turns to ice and fall asleep. When you take a jab you you might get AIDS or EBOLA. Your organs liquefy and you bleed out. Ouch!

306. I don’t care if I die, so long as they use the right pronoun when I do die

307. Because my favorite things are sports bars, wing night, and VLTs

308. Because I want to see the fucking Foo fighters!

309. Because black lives matter.

310. Because all lives matter.

311. Because every child matters.

312. Cuz I loves football.

313. Cuz I want a 5th wheel with a picture of a cougar or an elk or a saxophone on it.

314. …and a big truck.

315. Because a celebrity slut suggested that she/it/he might find me sexually attractive.

There is much work to be done to complete this list but there are surely no shortage of reasons, good, sad, or bad. With your help we can reach this goal. If we work together, we can get to 17.5,000,000,000,000,000, 000,003 world wide poisonous, genocidal injections and the reasons for them. The world population was rapidly approaching eight billion but everybody is going to need at least two hundred booster shots to make this thing a howling success. Think of Jerry’s kids! Think of all those exploding cancer cases! They will need your support. Give generously. Remember that poisonous, genocidal injections cure cancer, HIV, MS, Lupus, Fibro Myalgia, Guillain Barre Syndrome, Shingles, Hong Kong Hangnails, Prolapse Thrombosis Piles, Complex Regional Pain Syndrome, Ondine’s Curse and everything but the common cold or flu…or they might cause them. Give with reckless abandon to the Children’s Heart and Stroke Foundation.

Feel free to make suggestions of sound reasons in the comments.

No doubt you will all have your reasons for doing so.

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